dutchster:

when i have to use a festival toilet

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undercover-witch:

when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone

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lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

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thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

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